me: stop being racist please
family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
me: im so gay
straight people: stop…..thats a slur…..you mean that youre so homosexual………….
really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok?
u deserve someone who makes ur heart feel like 2:40 of hannah hunt all the time
what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes
- falling asleep on someone’s chest
- wrapping your arms around each other
- synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
- falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
- forehead kissies and murmured affections
- MONSTER TRUCKS